Snowy

"Gayhunter Snowflake" is possibly the worst ever name given to a dog. So we just call her Snowy,

or, when she's pulled one over on us, Snowjob,

or, when she shakes hair everywhere, Snowdrift,

and when she charges about the place, nose down beagle sniffer style, she's Snowplough.

When she's cold and curled up tightly she's a Snowball.

Erupting through the door she's a Snowstorm. Whatever blows your ears back.

Apparently every snowflake is unique. Our Snowflake certainly is.