Saturday, August 7, 2010

Hay table for two

Princess would be annoying to take out to dinner. She's the blonde one on the left. She is suspicious of anything new, "But what ARE rosehips and why do I need any? Can't I just have plain horse nuts?" She has a very set menu of favourites, "I'll have the lucerne. No, not the meadow hay. Just lucerne." And forget about adding condiments, "I don't like the smell of this white creamy stuff!" she wrinkles her nose at added wormer paste.

She also doesn't eat much although she has a lovely figure. Even when dining with her tall, dark and handsome friend Gem, she picks daintily around the edges of the hay on offer. Of course, that could also be because he's standing in most of it.